The name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "ElfiOnaHondaBeyondaPonda".
ELFIS was born Stewart E Pedd II (Stu), named after his dad, a renowned North Pole wood worker turned plastics entrepreneur.
Christmas time was always an exceptionally good time financially for the Stu Pedd household. Almost every household worldwide has bee the recipient of many Stu Pedd plastic toys.
A shy, nerdy and accident prone boy, Stu's early life at the North Pole never measured up to the standards that his affluent, prominent parents expected of him in school or other extracurricular activities, his favorite being music. Only the girl next door saw and encouraged him to embrace the greatness inside of him.
Stu's childhood at the north pole was fairly normal. School, family, friends, sports, music, animals and lots of snow and sleigh rides.
Introduction to ELFIS including song Getting Hypothermic with You
Song Only - Getting Hypothermic with You
LYRICS - Getting Hypothermic With You
Lyrics Steven Stay and Leroy Anderson, music Leroy Anderson
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling Yoo Hoo
Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Giddy yap giddy yap giddy yap Oh No! It's getting so cold
What happened to that wonderland of snow?
Giddy yap giddy yap giddy yap Oh Geeze! We're starting to freeze
If we shiver much more then I'm sure that the chattering will break out teeth
Our cheeks are blue not rosy we're far from comfy cozy
We'd snuggle up together but our pants are stuck to the seat
Can't see the road before, let alone sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
There's a birthday party at the home of farmer Ray
If we'd went there then our skin would not be turning grey
We'd be singing the songs we love to sing, now we can't even talk
If we hit a bump, I know our bones will pop. pop! pop! pop!
Now we've got no feeling in any of our extremities
Can't close our eyes, our nostrils are froze, what if we had to sneeze
It's not anything like that picture print by Currier and Ives
These disastrous things are the things we remember all through our lives
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Yea Right, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling You Fools!
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
Yea Right, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
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"After North Pole High"
"After North Pole High"
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