Tuesday, December 2, 2008

ELFIS Story part 15 - Great Ideas

Many people enjoy Spicing Up more than the Wassail and Eggnog.

One guy that Stu observed on the NAN Channels had (what on the surface seemed like) a great idea. He and his wife decided that when they made love, they would take the phone off the hook. Worked great… except when he would call home and get a busy signal.

Other couples, enjoy documenting themselves playing dress up… just please… keep the video under lock and key.

Let's Put the X Back in Christmas



LYRICS - Let's Put the X Back in Christmas
by Pinkard and Bowden

This is the time for forgivin'
and the time for starting anew
It's high time for trying some things, dear
that we've always wanted to do

So, put on your red laced nightie
And pull your green stockings on
I'll tie you up with silver tinsel
while we sing some Christmas songs

The video camera is loaded
Pointed and ready to go
So lets put the X back in Christmas, darlin'
Under the mistletoe

Please wear your jingle bell earrings
and your red plastic high heels
We've got the holiday spirit
Let's see just how good we can feel

Me in my Santa outfit
in the soft glow of Christmas tree lights
I'm ready to unwrap my present
and it might just take me all night

The video camera is loaded
Pointed and ready to go
So lets put the X back in Christmas, darlin'
Under the mistletoe

Everybody sing!
Let's put the X back in Christmas, darlin'
Under the mistletoe

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