ELFIS Story part 4 – Reindeer History Fact

In the early days, the North Pole city fathers received many complaints about one particular byproduct of flying reindeer. They eventually handled the situation by establishing No Fly Zones over the city.

Reindeer Pies



LYRICS: Reindeer Pies
Lyrics Steven Stay and Jesse Goldberg, music Jesse Goldberg

The reindeer were flying up in the clouds
The most wondrous site you could see
and as I looked up I had only one thought
Please don't dump it on me

Reindeer pies falling down and they splat on the ground
From Santa's thoughtless reindeer  flying high
Climb under something when you hear those sleigh bells ring
From their giant toilet in the sky

Vanilla ice cream is what I had bought
a very nice Haggen-dazs scoop
Then down came a turd from that uncaring herd
Now I am eating their poop

Reindeer pies falling down and they splat on the ground
From Santa's thoughtless reindeer flying high
It flows through the air then it lands in my hair
From their giant toilet in the sky

They soar with the breeze and they crap where they may
But their favorite place is on my newly washed sleigh

Reindeer pie falling down and the splat on the ground
from Santa's thoughtless reindeer flying high
They're aiming at you when they take number two
From their giant toilet in the sky
From their giant toilet in the sky

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"The Last Word on Reindeer"