Stu learn firsthand during his second semester why there are so many different sizes, shapes, demeanor and quality of Santa’s at the malls. Santa Tech deploys every Santa in Training, to fulfill the demand of the season, regardless of their readiness.
Here's a song about Stu's first mall experience:
You Can Con the Rest
You Can Con the rest
Lyrics Steven Stay, music unknown
Jolly old Saint Nicolas lean your ear this way
I wont tell a single soul what I saw that day
Christmas eve is coming soon now you sly old man
This is what you'll bring to me, don't tell me that you can't
'cause when the clock was striking twelve and you tought I was asleep
Down the chimney broad and black with your pack you creeped
The guns the cash the credit cards the jewlrey that you stole
It five to ten for breakin' in but only if I told
I guess Johnny's got my pair of skates, Suzy has my sled
I've a photo for Nellie's picture book and my your hands are red
That story 'bout hard working elves is convincing I must confess
As long as I get want I want, you can con the rest
Jolly old Saint Nicolas lean your ear this way
I wont tell a single soul what I saw that day
Christmas eve is coming soon now you sly old man
This is what you'll bring to me, now don't tell me that you can't
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