WE WISH YOU WEREN'T LIVING WITH US
WE WISH YOU WEREN'T LIVING WITH US
Lyrics: Bob Rivers Comedy Corp, music by unknown
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
You drive everybody crazy,
You're hopelessly fat and lazy,
You're constantly in the way here,
So pack up your gear.
You're feeding your face,
You're taking up space,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us?
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
Now get out of here.
NOW!
You Can Sue
LYRICS - You Can Sue
Lyrics The Claus(e) Co. Music James Lord Pierpont publ.
Do you need some cash right now, are you feeling glum
We can show you how to net a tidy sum
There's hardly any risk, what have you got to lose
Just find a way to slip a disk and we will turn the screws
Oh, yes it's true, you can sue. Why not make them pay
Sue them all this Christmas season, hurry don't delay
Oh, Yes it's true, you can sue, fund your shopping spree
Just confess your cash was lifted while on Santa's knee
Feel that sudden lunge, it must be Santa's fleet
And through your ceiling plunge a dozen reindeer feet
With plaster falling down you beg them all to cease
We'll haul them up on damages while you take off for Greece
Oh, yes it's true, you can sue, why not make them pay
Sue them all this Christmas season, hurry don't delay
Oh, Yes it's true, you can sue, for a minor fee
Call us up this Christmas eve at suing 493
I Shot Santa in My Underwear
LYRICS - I Shot Santa in My Underwear
by The Fools. Released By: Ouch! Records (Stavro Arrgolus)
I guess you could of said I shoulda known better
But looking back it's easy to explain
Well I don't appear like a genus in this story
But I'll tell ya the story just the same
I was upstairs watching Magnum on the TV
I had a bologna sandwich in my lap
When I heard someone walking downstairs in the parlor
I said to myself: What's that?
I went downstairs to see what was the matter
A 38 revolver in my hand
And when I reached the bottom step I saw him
A fat little roly poly man
I said Hey! What gives and then he saw me
I thought he swung his bag up at my head
So just like Magnum P.I. on the TV
I pulled my gun and shot that sucker dead
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I shot Santa in my underwear
What he was doing there I'll never ever know
I shot Santa in my underwear
Right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
He could of been a prowler, he could of been a thief
How was I to know he'd dress up like a big red geek?
I shot Santa in my underwear
Now Christmas time will never be the same.
He went down just like a sack of old potatoes
He hit the floor it made the whole house shake
I moved into take a closer look
And that's when I realized my mistake
I said: Hey! You're that Santa fellow
He nodded once, like he was glad I knew
And then he pulled me close to hear his last words
He said now it's all up to you
I said me? What do I know about Christmas?
It was to late, he had passed away
So now I'm cold and hanging out with reindeer
A skinny little old man and a sleigh
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